You think you’re too cool to be a unicorn, but your sparkly horn says otherwise. As an Anti-Unicorn Unicorn, you think you’re too cool to be a mythical creature of unending happiness and light, but everyone can see right through your act. You don’t really hate everything, you’re just misunderstood.
We saw you shuffling over in that corner when you thought no one else was watching. We totally saw you.
Think we made a mistake? Check out the other unicorns to see if one fits you better!